Help!!!

This is a picture of my study come craft room and I think a floor eating monster has been in!! If only I could have a PA type fairy godmother just for one day, they could do all those little jobs which seem to endlessly pile up, such as sorting out the baskets of washing...or packing a Mary Poppins wig away (don't ask!) ...or wrapping Christmas gifts which are still in their shopping bags! Wages may be low (OK very low!) but the rewards would be plentiful - how does a mug of mulled wine and a mince pie sound? Apply below! :o)